I had a grandfather who would travel two hours.
Each and every Halloween evening.
Post himself behind some tree.
Or behind some car's tire.
Would wear a long, white bed sheet.
And a horrific goblin mask.
For that moment.
When I walked past, trick-or-treating.
To jump out and scare the living daylights out of me.
I just thought you should know.
You can bet I'll be doing the same thing to our own kids.