The One With The To-Do List.

Dear Lover,

Today's To-Do List:

1. Eat cinnamon & sugar toast.

2. Lounge about and sip champagne.

3. Okay, okay, just lounge about.

4. Because it's too early for champagne.

5. At least, that's what people tell me. 

6. Unless I had orange juice.

7. Do I have any orange juice?

8. Drat, I don't have any orange juice.

Love,

Me.