A few things you should know about Mother Mary.
1. She would be quite satisfied eating an Italian meal every day of her life.
2. That meal need only be spaghetti and meatballs.
3. And bread.
4. And red wine.
5. She smells like freshly mowed lawn.
6. Because she loves mowing the lawn.
7. And not any of that silly riding lawn mower business.
8. Her glass of iced cold water always tastes better.
9. And she doesn't mind sharing it with you.
10. Or even letting you drink the whole thing.
11. Because she's the kindest person I know.
12. Even more than your mother.
P.S. Here's a little birthday video I made Mother Mary. From Dorothy Parker. Opposable thumbs, you know.