The One With The Chores.

Dear Lover,

You want me to clean the bathroom?

I think not.

You want me to mop the floors?

You're so funny I forgot to laugh.

Is that a dust mitt you're trying to pawn off on me?

I'll kick you in the knee.

Sweeping, dishwashing, and laundry?

Now, that, I can do.

Love,

Me.