Are you British?
Do you wear Wranglers?
Have you your father's schnoz?
Or a forehead like Tom Hanks?
Do you throwback to the 80's when you hit the dance floor?
Or set all the car stations to Sports Radio?
Will you sing along with me to White Christmas?
And be okay with the fact that I can never cut a grapefruit properly?
Will you forgive me for my pride?
Will you notice my selflessness?
Will you try not to laugh at my vulnerability?
And promise to be playful?